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In case you do not know me, I am Hearne, the Eccentric One. I teach English in Scottsdale, Arizona, to some darn swell high school students. To the left you will find links to academic concerns. Below are completely frivolous links included here for my amusement as well as yours.

Tabasco

Boston Terriers are Excellent Good Friends. This is my friend, Emily. Here are some more pictures of Emily and my pug, Teddy.

Entertaining Books & Links

Dude, this page was like, modified, you know? on April 20, 1999.
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